Say you’re in a public bathroom. In what order would you rank the following sound effects in order of most embarrasing to make to least embarrasing to make?

And then please rank the same sound effects by most disgusting to hear to least disgusting to hear.

Do not count smell.

Passing gas, urinating, defecating, changing a feminine pad (assuming it’s as audible as the others from rustling, ripping adhesive, creak of recepticle, etc)

For males of course the last item would not apply. At least I HOPE not!